How to fracture a bone gracefully

8/5/2008

So this a bit random. I went to the park yesterday and swing on some kids play things i managed to hit my foot on a metal pole. I told a little fib as everyone started to laugh at me. I told them it didn’t hurt and it was just the end of my shoe that made that noise. It was in fact the nones on the top of my foot. I woke up this morning and it was so swollen and i couldn’t walk on it. So i had to go to the hospital. Rubbish. A small fracture on the bone. They had no crutches because apparently my injuries not serious enough. But i did get a tubi-grip. It hurts like a mother-bitch. The funny part of this is that when i was in the hospital the doctor examining my foot asked in a stern and quite frankly shitty voice ‘and what did you expect playing on children’s play equipment?’ His brutal honesty terrified me, i was taken aback and did not know what to say. I have tasted my own medicine and it is sour!

On the plus hand i passed my shorthand test! Yay!